Because America
MY MOM BOUGHT THESE THE OTHER DAY AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE NAME
THE AMERICAN CREME
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
they were quite delicious though
omfg im canadian and i want these.
“In America we do what’s right- THE FIRETRUCK’S HERE FOR THE KITTY IN THE TREE! That’s the American waaaaaaaaay!”
(via laughcentre)
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Someone needs to go up to them and say, “YOU ARE A SLUT SO STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER SLUTS.”
then proceeds to take 1000000000000 tit pics
| Mom: | are you ready to leave |
| Me: | yeah hold on |
| 5 minutes later | |
| Me: | Okay I'm ready |
| Mom: | Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap |
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